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Both the American and Italian complain as it is not fair and the devil responded to them "The Ethiopian call was a local call whereas your was an International call" The Foreigner.
A. So they can steer clear of the old Italian Navy. Q. Why is Italian bread so long? A. So they can dip it into the sewer. Q. How is the Italian version of Christmas different? A. One Mary, one Jesus, and 32 Wise guys. Q. Who really killed John F. Kennedy? A. Two hundred Italian sharpshooters. Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A.
-- Funny Italian Jokes -- Short Funny Italian Jokes --A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum.".
Italian Jokes ♥ The Italian Cook. Italian Joke of the Month: An Italian man immigrates to the United States of America and moves in with some distant relatives in New Jersey.They tell him he should apply for citizenship and they will help him study for the test.